Castle (TV Series)
The Third Man (2010)
Molly C. Quinn: Alexis Castle
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[Castle has been named one of New York's Most Eligible Bachelors]
Richard Castle : What about this is embarrassing?
Alexis Castle : Nothing. It's the secret dream of every 16-year-old to have their father crowned one of the most available hotties of the year.
Martha Rodgers : Well, according to this, your father may not be *on* the market. You didn't read the blurb here?
Richard Castle : Mm-mm.
Martha Rodgers : [reading from newspaper] "Though claiming to be single, Richard Castle is rumored to be romantically involved with NYPD Detective Kate Beckett."
Richard Castle : What?
Martha Rodgers : "The inspiration for Nikki Heat, the heroine of his latest best-selling novel. Bachelor number nine may not be eligible for next year's list."
Richard Castle : [taking the paper] Where did they get that?
Alexis Castle : Let me see.
Richard Castle : I didn't say anything like that in my interview.
Alexis Castle : Detective Beckett is *not* going to love this.
Richard Castle : [pause] Well, maybe she'll just laugh it off.
Martha Rodgers : [laughs] How is it, for a man who is surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?
Richard Castle : [his phone rings] Speak of the devil. Okay, either Beckett's calling because there's a dead body... or because she read the article.
Martha Rodgers : Pray for murder.
Richard Castle : [on phone] Good morning.
[listens for a moment, then covers the speaker, relieved]
Richard Castle : Dead body. I'm good.
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Alexis Castle : What's all the excitement about?
Richard Castle : Only 'The New York Ledger's annual 10 Most Eligible Bachelors list, and guess who's on it?
Alexis Castle : Who?
Richard Castle : I don't know, but he must be the president of the Really-Good-Looking club.
Martha Rodgers : [picking up the paper] Huh! Ranked number nine. Weren't you number seven last year?
Richard Castle : Yes, and thank you for pointing out my shortcomings once again, Mother.
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Richard Castle : Hey, I know that this can be weird for you, how parents aren't supposed to date.
Alexis Castle : I know you date, Dad. I know you probably do other things that I'm *not* going to think about, and will never, ever mention.
Richard Castle : Fair enough. So, what's wrong?
Alexis Castle : I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna be here forever. And then who's gonna look after you then? Bachelorette Number Three?
Richard Castle : [chuckles] Slow down there. Let's not go buying rings anytime soon. It's just a date.
Alexis Castle : I know. And she seems nice and all. But... if that's who you date, I mean, are you really gonna find happiness with the kind of person who's a number on a list?
Richard Castle : Well, I already have. You're number one on mine. Look, it's my job to worry about you, not the other way around. I'll be fine.
Alexis Castle : Yeah, that's what you said when you tried to deep-fry a turkey... and we all know how that turned out. I just don't want you to get hurt. Or... burn your eyebrows off... again.
Richard Castle : [hugs Alexis] I'm glad they grew back.
Alexis Castle : They're finally matching.