"Community" Comparative Religion (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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  • Shirley : Uh, quick question. Are you all coming to my Christmas party right after the final, or are you stopping home to change into your Christmas outfits?

    Annie : [Breaking the silence]  I guess I could wear one of my Hanukkah sweaters.

    Shirley : Uh, Annie.

    [Uncomfortable] 

    Shirley : I didn't know you weren't, uh, Christian.

    Annie : Yep. One might even say I'm Jewish.

    Shirley : [Faking tolerance]  Oh, tha-that's good for you. Tha-that's wonderful. I respect all religions of the world.

    Abed : I'm Muslim.

    Troy : Jehovah's Witness.

    Britta : Atheist.

    Shirley : [With raised eyebrows]  The Lord is testing me.

  • Annie : WWBJD?

    Pierce Hawthorne : If that stands for "What Would Billy Joel Do?" I'll tell you right now: he'd write another crappy song.

    [extends fist to Troy] 

    Troy : ...yeah, in your face, Billy Joel!

    [mouths to Annie] 

    Troy : Who is that?

    Annie : [mouths]  I don't know.

  • Shirley : I did my best to create a special Christmas for my *one* intact family... and this is the thanks I get.

    Annie : Shirley, you are a guilt machine.

    Pierce Hawthorne : And Annie knows a thing or two about guilt. Am I right, Jew?

    Annie : Say the whole word!

    Pierce Hawthorne : ...Jewie?

    Troy : You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "Jewie."

    Pierce Hawthorne : Tell it to the birthday cake you never got. You know, there's an old Buddhist saying...

    Britta : You are not a Buddhist, you are in a cult.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Suck it, Nietzsche.

    Annie : Guys, everyone's faith is weird. Let's just not talk about it.

    [all speaking indistinctly] 

  • Annie : [to a Baby Jesus figurine]  We know you were one of us.

  • Señor Chang : All of you are moving on. Except for Jeff. Turns out you will be seeing me next semester... in Spanish 102... because he passed. And I'm the only Spanish teacher?

    Annie : Yay!

    [pause] 

    Annie : I mean, for Jeff passing. You being our Spanish teacher? Eh.

  • Shirley : So I can't believe I never knew you were a Jew.

    Annie : I'd say the whole word next time.

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