Community (TV Series)

Politics of Human Sexuality (2009)

Craig Cackowski: Officer Cackowski

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• Dean Pelton : Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around and we're gonna cover him up. Okay, ladies, I am shocked at the reverse Porky's that has happened here.

  Britta Perry : I don't see what the big deal is. Annie needed to look at the model of the pen...

  Dean Pelton : Okay, the P-word has entered into play. That's exactly why I wanted Gayle, our school counselor here, and Monique, who's keeping record, to ensure we discuss these sensitive topics in a legally appropriate manner.

  Gail the School Counselor : I think everyone should say "penis" so we can take away the negative power of the word, yeah? So everybody.

  Dean Pelton , Gail the School Counselor , Officer Cackowski , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Penis.

  Officer Cackowski : [pointing at Annie]  She didn't say it.

  Dean Pelton : Now why did you break in to see the penis? Wow, I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gayle.

  Gail the School Counselor : I just wanna focus on the girl who won't say "penis."

  [Annie visually surveys the room while breathing heavy] 

  Gail the School Counselor : This is a judgment-free zone, so express yourself.

  Annie Edison : You know what? I don't want to express myself. I don't wanna sit in a room full of people and say

  [quieter voice] 

  Annie Edison : the P-word.

  [returns to normal voice] 

  Annie Edison : I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little more like me, we wouldn't have to have an STD fair.

  Britta Perry : You go, girl.

  Shirley Bennett : That's my pumpkin. Mm-hm.

  Annie Edison : By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one, I don't see what all the fuss was about. A giant thumb in a turtleneck.

  [yells] 

  Annie Edison : Whoop-dee-doo!