Community (TV Series)
Politics of Human Sexuality (2009)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne : Hey, guys. Jeff and I are double dating tonight with my new girlfriend.
Jeff Winger : You got that from "I doubt it"?
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Pierce Hawthorne : There he is. Back already. Detail time?
Jeff Winger : I stopped. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, she's hot. I think this place is sapping my life force.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you. You're becoming more mature. A man reaches a point in his life where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
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Pierce Hawthorne : So, Jeff, dust off that black book and rustle up a honey, huh?
Jeff Winger : Is there a pill that makes the word "no" clearer?
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Pierce Hawthorne : Heh, heh. Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight. Hey, can we...? Let's lay out our plans for the evening. You wingman me, I wingman you. Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha and then meet in the morning for eggs and details.
Jeff Winger : That sounds like the worst combination plate ever.
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Pierce Hawthorne : There he is. Back already. Detail time?
Jeff Winger : I stopped. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, she's hot. I think this place is sapping my life force.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you. You're becoming more mature. A man reaches a point in his life where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
Jeff Winger : Oh, I'm sorry. I was waiting for that to become inappropriate or racist. What happened to Doreen?
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, uh, she said if I wanted to continue, I would have to pay.
Jeff Winger : Oh, man, that is rough.
Pierce Hawthorne : No, it was a wake-up call. Doreen is a very special lady. I did not treat her right. I have stuff to work on, you know?
Jeff Winger : You'll get there.
Pierce Hawthorne : We're both gonna get there. Here's to being better men.
Jeff Winger : [unenthusiastically] Cheers.