"Community" Politics of Human Sexuality (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Pierce Hawthorne : Hey, guys. Jeff and I are double dating tonight with my new girlfriend.

    Jeff Winger : You got that from "I doubt it"?

  • Pierce Hawthorne : There he is. Back already. Detail time?

    Jeff Winger : I stopped. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, she's hot. I think this place is sapping my life force.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you. You're becoming more mature. A man reaches a point in his life where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : So, Jeff, dust off that black book and rustle up a honey, huh?

    Jeff Winger : Is there a pill that makes the word "no" clearer?

  • Pierce Hawthorne : Heh, heh. Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight. Hey, can we...? Let's lay out our plans for the evening. You wingman me, I wingman you. Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha and then meet in the morning for eggs and details.

    Jeff Winger : That sounds like the worst combination plate ever.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : There he is. Back already. Detail time?

    Jeff Winger : I stopped. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, she's hot. I think this place is sapping my life force.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you. You're becoming more mature. A man reaches a point in his life where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.

    Jeff Winger : Oh, I'm sorry. I was waiting for that to become inappropriate or racist. What happened to Doreen?

    Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, uh, she said if I wanted to continue, I would have to pay.

    Jeff Winger : Oh, man, that is rough.

    Pierce Hawthorne : No, it was a wake-up call. Doreen is a very special lady. I did not treat her right. I have stuff to work on, you know?

    Jeff Winger : You'll get there.

    Pierce Hawthorne : We're both gonna get there. Here's to being better men.

    Jeff Winger : [unenthusiastically]  Cheers.

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