Regis Philbin: Well, word just came down from the network today that, after more than a hundred shows without a millionaire, the bonus is now gone. They thought it would work as an incentive, but now we're in our biggest dry spell ever on this show, and so now every show we have without a winner, we'll be subtracting $10,000 from the million. I feel terrible about this, but what can I do? So tonight, Scott Camloh is going for $990,000, instead of the $2,140,000 that he thought he was going for. And one more thing: IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY!