"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" Scott/David/Tony (TV Episode 2001) - Regis Philbin as Self - Host

Regis Philbin : Well, word just came down from the network today that, after more than a hundred shows without a millionaire, the bonus is now gone. They thought it would work as an incentive, but now we're in our biggest dry spell ever on this show, and so now every show we have without a winner, we'll be subtracting $10,000 from the million. I feel terrible about this, but what can I do? So tonight, Scott Camloh is going for $990,000, instead of the $2,140,000 that he thought he was going for. And one more thing: IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
Regis Philbin : David Stewart, our aspiring songwriter from New York, has won $32,000. Five questions away from big, big bucks. You once appeared on, uh, "Jeopardy!", right?

David Stewart : Yeah, yeah I did.

Regis Philbin : How'd you do?

David Stewart : Uh, I won twice.

Regis Philbin : You won twice?

David Stewart : I won twice, yeah.

Regis Philbin : How much money did you win?

David Stewart : I won $20,000.

Regis Philbin : How long were you there?

David Stewart : Uh, I was there, they, they tape five shows in a day, but I was still there for two days.

Regis Philbin : Two days.

David Stewart : Yeah.

Regis Philbin : And you won $20,000.

David Stewart : Yeah.

Regis Philbin : Peanuts! Nothing! Here you are, ten minutes, and you won $32,000 already.

Regis Philbin: Self - Host