- Ted: So to save money, the company is getting involved in people's sex lives? They may regret that, like when they tried to replace food in the cafeteria with those nutrition pellets.
- Veronica: Unlike eating those pellets, this is not a mandate. Anything that starts with the word "wheee" is just a fun suggestion, like the constitution and "wheee" the people.
- Phil Myman: I tried to get my medical records from the company, but they say they're confidential and can only be released to other insurance companies, pharmaceutical reps, suppliers of medical equipment, and for some reason the RNC.