The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

From Bed to Worse (2009)

Nat Faxon: Raymond the Bear

Quotes 

• Roberta Tubbs : I can't believe we're stuck in this motel for another night! Nothing exciting has ever happened at the D.C. hotel!

  Raymond the Bear : Didn't Marion Berry get caught smoking crack at a D.C. hotel?

  Roberta Tubbs : Okay, yeah, but besides that.

  Raymond the Bear : Didn't Reagan get shot at a D.C. hotel?

  Roberta Tubbs : Besides that.

  Raymond the Bear : Watergate happened at a hotel, I know that.

  Roberta Tubbs : I know, I know.

  Raymond the Bear : And didn't Elliot Spitzer...

  Roberta Tubbs : [cuts him off]  Okay, whatever!

• Principal Wally Farquhare : [to the kids on the bus]  Okay, zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. This is Tim and Arianna, Raymond's mom and dad.

  Tim the Bear : That's Raymond right back there.

  [scene cuts to Raymond] 

  Raymond the Bear : Hello?

  Tim the Bear : Yo, watch out, pretty girls. He's going to try to kiss your face.

  Arianna : Oh, that's a wonderful message, Tim. Because kissing girls is certainly going to get him into Princeton University.