The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Brown History Month (2010)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [while fighting with Lester]  Take this, you honky cracker. This is for not letting us have more offensive racial slurs than "honky" and "cracker."

• Rallo Tubbs : Roberta, why can't you just date a black guy?

  Roberta Tubbs : Do I look white or Asian?

• Cleveland Brown : [to Lester]  You don't know what the Confederate flag stands for, do you?

  Ernie Krinklesak : No.

  Cleveland Brown : Do you know what KKK stands for?

  Ernie Krinklesak : Kendra Krystal Krinklesac.

  Cleveland Brown : Huh, maybe they should have a White History Month.

• Rallo Tubbs : I'll just go ahead and be one of the other black presidents. Actually, I want to be the first black president. Who was it?

  Mrs. Lowenstein : Rallo, Barack Hussein Obama is the first black president.

  Rallo Tubbs : What? Washington wasn't black?

  Mrs. Lowenstein : No.

  Rallo Tubbs : Jefferson?

  Mrs. Lowenstein : No.

  Rallo Tubbs : If Rutherford B. Hayes wasn't a brother, I don't know what's up!

• Rallo Tubbs : [to Cleveland]  Man, you're a fat sellout. What did I expect from you? You let your stepdaughter date a white boy, you let your son date a white boy...

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Ha-ha-ha. That's impossible. Me and Ernie are both boys. That doesn't make any sense.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Lester]  You keep your weird son away from my weird son.

• Rallo Tubbs : [to Kendra]  I gotta say, Miss Krinklesac, I misjudged you. You may be a backwoods redneck cracker, but you're all right.

  Kendra Krinklesac : And Rallo, I take back what I said about Katrina.

• Rallo Tubbs : [to Cleveland]  You drink with white guys.

  Cleveland Brown : And a bear.

  Rallo Tubbs : A black bear?

  Cleveland Brown : His father was a black bear. His mother, a kangaroo.