- Buford: I am your humble servant.
- [hands him a card]
- Buford: It's the Bully Code. I live my life by it.
- Baljeet: [reading the card] If a nerd should save a bully's life, the bully is the nerd's slave for life. Should is misspelled.
- Buford: Duh! It was written by bullies.
- Baljeet: That is very nice, but I do not want a slave.
- Buford: Too bad. You got one.
- Phineas: [going through the blueprint with Ferb] Peanut-butter and jelly robot race, masking tape mummy gymnastics? The jellybean monitoring system for emerging nations? I don't know. I'm not feeling any of them.
- Buford: I washed all your dust-jackets and dusted all your cold knick-knacks.
- Baljeet: [seeing the bookshelf] Those are not knick-knacks. Those are food and should be in the refrigerator!
- Buford: Awww. I've disappointed you, little master. I will strive to do better.
- Baljeet: Do not strive for anything and I am not your little master!
- Jeremy: [holding his phone] Oh hey, Candace. I see you sent me some pictures. I can't wait to check 'em out later when I take my break.
- Candace: Stacy, we gotta get mom up here to see what the boys are doing. Keep throwing food out the window!
- Buford: Little master, little master. I finished color coding all your over-alls. What do you want me do next?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Aren't you a little young to be detectives?
- Phineas: If it's all the same to you, ma'am, we'll ask the questions.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Dad, what are you doing here? This isn't your weekend.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, yes, I know, but I have a surprise for you and I just couldn't wait!
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [excited] A surprise? Really?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, it's something you've always wanted. Something you've asked for time and time again. In my hand, I hold the key to...
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: My new car!
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [holds up Mary McGuffin doll] No, your happiness!