Castle (TV Series)
The Fifth Bullet (2009)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
Quotes
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Richard Castle : [to Beckett quitely] I'm telling you, ice bullet.
Javier Esposito : Nah, bro. An ice bullet would still make a bullet hole.
Kevin Ryan : You mean, ice hole.
Richard Castle : What'd you just call me?
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[after talking to the victim's widow who called his old assistant a flea]
Richard Castle : You suppose the flea had a gun? A tiny gun with vanishing bullets?
Kate Beckett : Ice bullets and fleas with guns. Do you have writer's block again?
Richard Castle : Stephen King wrote stories of bloodthirsty cars and sold millions of copies. I figure, why be limited by logic?
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Jeremy Preswick : An ex-wife that I can't remember.
Richard Castle : Hey, some men would consider you lucky.
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Richard Castle : Yeah. Hey, you think I should get a dog?
Kate Beckett : What am I, your wife?
Richard Castle : Yeah, you're my work wife.
Kate Beckett : No, I'm not your work wife.
Richard Castle : I could get a bloodhound. I could name him Sherlock, and then I could, I could bring him to crime scenes.
Kate Beckett : No, you couldn't.
Richard Castle : Oh, what? It'd be *adorable*. I could get him to wear a little Sherlock hat, train him how to carry a little magnifying glass.
[seeing Beckett's skeptical look]
Richard Castle : Oh, see? Right there. Disapproving, judgmental. You're totally my work wife.
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Richard Castle : Hey, what's up with Ryan?
Javier Esposito : Mugging case. The guy got hit in the head and can't remember who he is.
Richard Castle : Ohh... missing bullets are cool, amnesia's even cooler.
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[after accidentally bumping into Beckett and spilling coffee on her]
Richard Castle : I brought you coffee.
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[first lines]
[Beckett arriving at a crime scene to find Castle with a dog]
Kate Beckett : On one knee?
Richard Castle : That's a good girl.
Kate Beckett : What's up, Castle? You proposing?
Richard Castle : Oh, no. Just waiting for you.
Kate Beckett : That's too bad. You two make a cute couple.
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[last lines]
[Martha is conflicted on whether to give Chet a second chance]
Richard Castle : That's the cost of living.
Martha Rodgers : I just don't want to ruin this.
[takes the pressed boutonniere flower from Martha and places it on the table]
Richard Castle : This is dead... You are not... Time to start making some new memories.
Martha Rodgers : Boy, how did you get so smart?
Richard Castle : It must be my dad.
Martha Rodgers : Look at you... Dad.