It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac and Dennis Break Up (2009)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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Mac : Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?
Charlie Kelly : I suppose you have a problem with that, too?
Frank Reynolds : Ah! Oh! Oh! Botched toe! I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
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Dennis Reynolds : Put it this way, if the two of us didn't come together what if one of us were to get into a jam? It'd be silly not to have the other one there.
Mac : Silly? Dennis, that sounds downright dangerous.
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Frank Reynolds : Look, I gotta take a walk, my head is swimming.
Mac : That's fine. Just make sure you, you know, check in 'cause I haven't heard from Charlie and it is getting late.
Frank Reynolds : Yeah, right.
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Dennis Reynolds : How was Charlie's?
Mac : The way they live bro, it's... it's like, uh...
Dennis Reynolds : Preposterous.
Mac : Yeah dude, preposterous! I've been trying to come up with that all day! God dude, this is why you and I are such a good team. You know, like I'm a man of action and you're a man that comes up with good...
Dennis Reynolds : Words?
Mac : Words, dude.
Dennis Reynolds : Okay, great. We really gotta work on your vocabulary though, man. You couldn't come up with the word "words"!