- Oscar Martinez: So typical of management to spend money like this. Bunch of boobs.
- Michael Scott: Hate to break it to you, Oscar, but some of us like boobs.
- Congressman: He's the best manager? Where's the off button on this moron?
- Oscar Martinez: The stock symbol for Dunder Mifflin is DMI, which stands for Dummies, Morons, and Idiots, because you have to be one to own their stock. And being one of those idiots, I believe the board of directors owes me some answers.
- Pam Beesly: Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.
- Dwight Schrute: Recyclops destroys!
- [starts tearing through the office]
- Stanley Hudson: Oh, is today Recyclops Day?
- Dwight Schrute: Yes.
- Stanley Hudson: I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.
- Dwight Schrute: Polluticorn wishes.
- [starts spraying the office with something]
- Andy Bernard: That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment.
- Dwight Schrute: Humans are terrible for the environment.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, I yell. You've heard me yell.
- Pam Beesly: I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, "Hey, look, we parked over here."
- Jim Halpert: Well, that was apple picking day. There's no need to yell that day. Y'know, I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.