Dead Boy Detectives (TV Series)

The Case of Crystal Palace (2024)

George Rexstrew: Edwin Payne

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• Edwin Paine : That's all well and good, but just remember, Charles, it's the Dead Boy Detective Agency. Not the Two Dead Boys and One Sad Psychic Girl Detective Agency. A rubbish name.

  Crystal Palace : They're both bad names.

• Edwin Paine : Charles, that was a job well done.

  Charles Rowland : Yeah, pretty chuffed about it myself. Except for the part where he choked me.

• Edwin Paine : The living are messy. Now, if she had died last night, I'd have no issue with her being here.

  Charles Rowland : Well, that was dark.

• Edwin Paine : Charles, you have a backpack that can hold an infinite number of things.

  Charles Rowland : I didn't know we'd need it.

• Charles Rowland : Boxing's a gentleman's sport, innit?

  Edwin Paine : When will I have to hit someone? I've been dead since 1916.

• Edwin Paine : You think it's wise to have a landlord with a meat cleaver and a potential murderer where we're living?

  Crystal Palace : We're not living anywhere. Because you're not living.