The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Ladies' Night (2009)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown : Nobody needs to see Delta Burke's anus.
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Cleveland Brown Jr. : Hey, fellas. Check out my new campaign poster. My slogan is: "What can Brown do for you?"
Rallo Tubbs : You should change that slogan to: "Yes, we canned ham."
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Cleveland Brown : You've been lying to me, Donna. Who were those women you were with at the river?
Donna Tubbs : They're my single friends. They have this group where they talk trash about men while desperately trying to find one and if they found out I got married, they wouldn't want me around.
Cleveland Brown : Oh, God forbid you get kicked out of the man-hating bitch group.
Donna Tubbs : How dare you call them bitches? You're the one acting like a bitch.
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[Floating in inner tubes lazily down a peaceful perfectly quiet river]
Cleveland Brown : [Calls out] Junior, get me a beer!
Cleveland Brown Jr. : What?
[Cleveland squirts the side of his head with a powerful Super Soaker]
Cleveland Brown Jr. : Ahhhhh!
Cleveland Brown : Did that wash the crap out of your ears? I said get me a beer!