Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Ron and Tammy (2009)
Megan Mullally: Tammy Swanson II
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Quotes
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Tammy Swanson : It's really good to see you, Ron.
Ron Swanson : You've aged horribly.
Tammy Swanson : You... son of a bitch.
Ron Swanson : That didn't take long.
Tammy Swanson : [shouting] Oh my God! What is your problem? Nothing's changed, has it? Who set the bed on fire?
Manager : [the diner manager walks over] Excuse me, folks.
Ron Swanson : I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?
[to manager]
Ron Swanson : We're fine, we're fine.
[Ron and Tammy sit at different booths apart from each other]
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Leslie Knope : I want it to be a perfect park with a state-of-the-art swing set and basketball courts, and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.
Tammy Swanson : Wow. If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.