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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
Tracy Jordan : Well I hope he makes me an 'across helmet so I don't get hurt playin' 'across.
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Frank Rossitano : Hey, Tracy! Now you can tell me your filthy strip club story.
Tracy Jordan : Frank, I'm gonna have a daughter and I would never tell that story. It's demeaning to women. Especially if they had their boobies sneezed on by a tiger.
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Dr. Leo Spaceman : A vasectomy is a very serious decision. I want to make sure you've both thought this through.
Jack Donaghy : I have, I've thought about it, and I've decided I don't want to have children.
Dr. Leo Spaceman : [Checks off box] Family planning. And what about you, Tracy?
Tracy Jordan : "The Cosby Show" lied to me.
Dr. Leo Spaceman : [chuckles] I don't think there's a box for that on the form. Uh, what about "Cheers' lied to me"? OK.