- Loki: Thor is a baby, Thor is a baby.
- [laughs]
- Loki: You con't even have a real weapon. What are you gonna do, build me a tree house with your hammer? Ooh, scary!
- Thor: Dost thou make mockery of me? Well, dost?
- Loki: Bro, seriously, when art thou gonna to stop talking like that? Ceriously, we're in the 21st century.
- Thor: I warn thee, base sibling, take it back!
- Silver Surfer: Banana peels! Coffee grimes, used toilet paper! Is that correct, Thor?
- Thor: Mayhap thou should leave the trash-talking to me. Whatch Thor bring the hurt: zounds, knave, calls't you that a defence?
- Thor: [adressing Sif] By Volstagg's jiggily girth, 'tis good to see you! Prey, what brings thee to Midgard?
- Reptil: Better yet, what is Midgard?
- Silver Surfer: I believe it is Earth. Or perhaps deoderant.