- Cinema Snob: Here, she's told about the classic urban legend that if Ted Raimi shows up, something crazy and bloody will happen.
- Cinema Snob: [as Candyman in "Day of the Dead"] Your screaming is unintentionally funny.
- [clips of Donna D'Errico screaming play]
- Cinema Snob: Seriously, you can come with me, just stop screaming.
- Caroline McKeever (Donna D'Errico): [in a clip from "Candyman: Day of the Dead"] The soul of a good man is reflected in these paintings. That is what's real.
- Cinema Snob: Didn't he chop a kid's dick off?
- Cinema Snob: She needs to find the paintings. That way, she can sell them because she's gonna need money for legal fees.