The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

The Candyman Trilogy (2021)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Here, she's told about the classic urban legend that if Ted Raimi shows up, something crazy and bloody will happen.

• Cinema Snob : [as Candyman in "Day of the Dead"]  Your screaming is unintentionally funny.

  [clips of Donna D'Errico screaming play] 

  Cinema Snob : Seriously, you can come with me, just stop screaming.

• Caroline McKeever (Donna D'Errico) : [in a clip from "Candyman: Day of the Dead"]  The soul of a good man is reflected in these paintings. That is what's real.

  Cinema Snob : Didn't he chop a kid's dick off?

• Cinema Snob : She needs to find the paintings. That way, she can sell them because she's gonna need money for legal fees.