Eastwick (TV Series)

Fleas and Casserole (2009)

Rebecca Romijn: Roxie Torcoletti

Quotes 

• Kat Gardener : Well, I'm hiring that lawyer.

  Roxie Torcoletti : No way.

  Joanna Frankel : Get out.

  Kat Gardener : Yep. Daryl's friend from New York, she is flying in tomorrow.

  Roxie Torcoletti : Wow. Fancy-schmansy.

  Kat Gardener : Oh, no, no. I'm not going for fancy. I am going for fierce as in take no prisoners. I am done trying to be nice.

  Joanna Frankel : Yeah, screw nice! You want to take him for all he's got. Just grab him by the balls!

  Roxie Torcoletti : Joanna, anything you'd like to share with the group?

  Joanna Frankel : Uh, not really. Just that my, um, ex-fiancee showed up today in town with his new fiancee. Did I tell you guys that I was left at the altar? 'Cause I was. Yeah, it was awesome.