Community (TV Series)
Advanced Criminal Law (2009)
John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan
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Quotes
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Professor Ian Duncan : How is student life, my dry-witted friend?
Jeff Winger : Probably the same as teacher life, but less tragic, because I get to leave.
Professor Ian Duncan : Very dry. Very witty. Not a great friend.
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Ben Chang : She confessed!
Jeff Winger : She confessed to protect her classmates, because you were threatening to flunk everyone!
Professor Ian Duncan : You did what?
Ben Chang : Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs!
Professor Ian Duncan : Hey, British dentistry is not on trial!
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Professor Ian Duncan : [about Britta] Are you two an item, and if so, would that item be impervious to sabotage?
Jeff Winger : You know, you have the savoir faire of a hyena. How is it that you and James Bond come from the same island?
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Senor Chang : [scene set in the men's community shower] Man, don't turn your back on me.
Dr. Ian Duncan : It is on like donkey kong! Have you got a problem with me?
Senor Chang : I don't like the fact that you're walking around here like you're better than me in front of my students.
Dr. Ian Duncan : I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls?
[nods in the direction of a middle-aged student showering]
Dr. Ian Duncan : You're very confident, I'll say that.
Senor Chang : But you shouldn't be.