Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (TV Series)
Celebrity Millionaire 3, Show 2: Jason Alexander, Edie Falco, Ben Stiller (2001)
Jason Alexander: Self - Contestant
Quotes
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Regis Philbin : Jason Alexander has electrified the crowd in our studio tonight. He's won $250,000 for his charities, he's two questions away from winning a million dollars.
Jason Alexander : Will you just read the questions!
Regis Philbin : What is it like, Jason, to sit in that chair, as opposed to doing it at home?
Jason Alexander : Oh, this is horrible.
Regis Philbin : Is it?
Jason Alexander : This is horrible. This is where, if they said "How many moons does the Earth have?", you go...
[gets a confused look]
Regis Philbin : It's a trick question.
Jason Alexander : One or two? I, y'know, it just, what you know, just goes away.
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Jason Alexander : [stuck on the $250,000 question] Y'know, the music isn't helping a damn thing here.
[audience laughter]
Regis Philbin : Oh, that music.
Jason Alexander : Yeah.
Regis Philbin : I once, word- uh, wrote some words to that music.
Jason Alexander : Yeah?
Regis Philbin : Listen to this...
[waits until he can get on the beat]
Regis Philbin : [singing to the music] If you don't know, then you must go.
[Jason stares blankly; the audience applauds]
Regis Philbin : Just trying to help you!
Jason Alexander : You know, O.J. could've used a man like you.