Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : [to Santana and Brittany] Ladies, I misjudged you. You may be the two stupidest teens I've ever encountered. And that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin.
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Sue Sylvester : Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.
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Sue Sylvester : Anything else?
Brittany : Sometimes I forget my middle name.
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Will Schuester : Let's bury the hatchet, Sue.
Sue Sylvester : No. I won't be burying any hatchet. Unless I get a clear shot to your groin!
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Will Schuester : Okay, look, Sue. If you're back, let's bury the hatchet.
Sue Sylvester : I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin. You humiliated me.
Will Schuester : You did this to yourself, Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.
Sue Sylvester : Yeah, well, enjoy this, William. Now that I am back and my position is secured, I will not stop until you are fired and your little Glee Club is annihilated into oblivion.
Will Schuester : Bring it.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm gonna bring? I'm gonna bring some Asian cookery to rub your head with. 'Cause right now, you got enough product in your hair to season a wok.
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Sue Sylvester : [to Will] Oh, hey William... I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair.
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[the Principal wakes up in bed after Sue spikes his drink]
Sue Sylvester : So here's what's gonna happen. As of right now, I am reinstated. Or I will tell your wife and the entire congregation of the Cornerstone Bible Way Church of our sexual congress. It's your choice.
