- Shauna: [to Callie] And speaking of that curfew you're so eager to be free from, get ready to have a different kind of cramp on your weekends because there is no one lonelier than a recent divorcee. You will be spending your Friday nights in your Dad's sad little apartment eating cold pizza on the sofa you know he cries into. And after a few months of that, just when you start to think "Oh, okay, Dad's taking a little bit better care of himself now," get ready because that is when he is going to come to you for dating advice. Which, I don't doubt you'll be able to give him because most of those girls will be about your age. But hey, you're the one holding the trump card here.
- Callie Sadecki: So, here's the deal. I don't have a curfew anymore. And any Ubers into the city are going to be no questions asked. Or else... I'll tell Dad.
- [whispering]
- Callie Sadecki: About your new boyfriend.
- Shauna: Honey, have you ever heard of mutually assured destruction?