The Mentalist (TV Series)

Black Gold and Red Blood (2009)

Eric Ladin: Roddy Gerber

Quotes 

• [on the phone] 

  Patrick Jane : Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.

  Roddy Gerber : Yeah?

  Patrick Jane : I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.

  Roddy Gerber : That's a damn lie!

  Patrick Jane : Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.

  Roddy Gerber : I was in the Marine Corps!

  Patrick Jane : Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!

• Patrick Jane : Bad luck to kill large birds. Unless you eat them. You didn't eat them, did you?

  Roddy Gerber : Hell, no.

  Axel : Ha! But you admit you shot them though.

  Roddy Gerber : They're vultures, man! Think I'm gonna give up a million bucks over a couple ugly bastards who eat dead people?