"The Mentalist" Black Gold and Red Blood (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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Quotes 

  • Patrick Jane : If you stopped seeing the world in terms of what you like and what you dislike, and saw things for what they truly are in themselves, you would find a great deal more peace in your life.

  • Teresa Lisbon : So? What'd you learn?

    Patrick Jane : Oh, that was just a control question. The next question I ask him is a critical question.

    Teresa Lisbon : You know what? I don't need my gun. I could just hit you with my chair.

    Patrick Jane : Oh, I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor.

  • [final lines of the episode] 

    Patrick Jane : I'm touched that you would risk your career for me. That means a lot to me.

    Teresa Lisbon : If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of someone I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future, you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.

    Patrick Jane : I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.

    Teresa Lisbon : I should've let you rot in jail.

  • Virgil Minelli : Is this true, Jane? You were spying on Bosco's team?

    Patrick Jane : Spying is such an ugly word. More just keeping a friendly eye on things.

  • Patrick Jane : Charge me. I'll see you in court. I'm not going to leave the CBI just cause you tell me to.

    Sam Bosco : If I charge you, you'll go to jail. Now. Today. And you can't apply for bail until Tuesday. So that's 3 days and nights in jail.

    Patrick Jane : That's a new experience. I welcome it.

  • Teresa Lisbon : That's interesting, but you could have told me that on the phone.

    Patrick Jane : I needed a visitor. So I could get into the visitors' room.

    Teresa Lisbon : How I wish I had my gun.

    Patrick Jane : Crimefighting's hard. Suck it up.

  • Teresa Lisbon : No. No. I was only saying that because that's what Rigsby and the guys were just saying. Uh, it's total nonsense. Sam Bosco is a happily married man. He hasn't the faintest interest in me that way. I have no influence on him whatsoever.

    Patrick Jane : The guys noticed it too? I'm impressed. He's very recessive in his passions. Hard to spot that he'd kill and die for you.

    Teresa Lisbon : Trust me. You are *way* off.

    Patrick Jane : Interesting puzzle you present. Lies and truth all mixed together.

  • Patrick Jane : [to the culprit]  Uh, yes. It's me they're after, not you. And there is no DNA evidence either. That's scientific forensics. That's - that's very overrated. Thank you for the tea.

  • Boo : What you in for?

    Patrick Jane : Oh, me? Uh, eavesdropping on a state agent. You?

    Boo : They say I raped and murdered a guy, stabbed him to death.

    Patrick Jane : Oh.

    Boo : But it's not true.

    Patrick Jane : Well, that's good.

    Boo : We had consensual sex. THEN I stabbed him to death.

  • [on the phone] 

    Patrick Jane : Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.

    Roddy Gerber : Yeah?

    Patrick Jane : I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.

    Roddy Gerber : That's a damn lie!

    Patrick Jane : Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.

    Roddy Gerber : I was in the Marine Corps!

    Patrick Jane : Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!

  • Teresa Lisbon : Hey Bosco, what's up?

    Sam Bosco : You're not gonna like what I'm about to do, but you're gonna have to deal with it.

    Teresa Lisbon : What?

    Patrick Jane : Hey, Bosco.

    Sam Bosco : Hi Jane, you're under arrest.

    Teresa Lisbon : What the hell? What are you doing, Bosco?

    Sam Bosco : [to a member of his team]  Hook him up!

  • Ted Luscom : You don't know it, but you people are just tools of the United Nations.

    Patrick Jane : Oh yeah, we know it. They told us last June, laid it all out.

    Ted Luscom : Say what?

    Patrick Jane : It was a change of policy. Had a big secretive meeting, told us exactly who we're working for. That, my friend, was an eye opener. I'll tell you, wow.

    Ted Luscom : Are you mocking me?

    Patrick Jane : I'm serious.

    [whispering] 

    Patrick Jane : They told us the whole grand plan...

    Teresa Lisbon : Hush! Ignore him, Mr. Luscom.

  • Escort Deputy : The arresting officer advises protective custody.

    Deputy Bulger : Are you a cop or a child rapist?

    Patrick Jane : Neither.

  • Dooley Gerber : What the hell are you talking about? You said you had Kirby's killer.

    Patrick Jane : Not yet. But I like to be an optimist.

  • Patrick Jane : Bad luck to kill large birds. Unless you eat them. You didn't eat them, did you?

    Roddy Gerber : Hell, no.

    Axel : Ha! But you admit you shot them though.

    Roddy Gerber : They're vultures, man! Think I'm gonna give up a million bucks over a couple ugly bastards who eat dead people?

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