Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort (2021)
Dan Harmon: Birdperson, Phoenixperson
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Quotes
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Birdperson : For all your intelligence, you seem unable to know where you are wanted.
Rick Sanchez : Buddy this is not a safe way to work on yourself. At this point I'd support you joining Scientology. I'll take the workshops with you, I'll get in the sauna with Travolta, I don't even care what happens. Let's get outta here.
Birdperson : Don't you get it? I came here to end it all.
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Birdperson : I died at my wedding, Rick. I am merely waiting for it to take effect.
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Rick Sanchez : Come with me!
Birdperson : To... some place nearby?
Rick Sanchez : Anywhere, everywhere!
Birdperson : Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting, but this war is...
Rick Sanchez : Far from over, I know.
[pulls out his dimension gun]
Rick Sanchez : Dude, I shared this with nobody. But I can take you right now to the same battlefield in a universe where we lost, or another where we won, or another where the war never even happened. All equally real, all equally unreal. None of it manners.
Birdperson : Then why did you help?
Rick Sanchez : Because I respect you. And I wanted you to know you could respect me.
Birdperson : Even though nothing matters?
Rick Sanchez : Okay... you matter, to me.