Quotes
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Driving Instructor : What did you stall for?
Mark Corrigan : Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson.
Driving Instructor : All right, fine. Go again, easy on the clutch.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge.
[Mark stalls again]
Driving Instructor : Bloody hell, you are terrible.
Mark Corrigan : I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive.
Driving Instructor : All right, keep your wig on.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] That's a retro put-down. Or maybe he thinks I really do wear a wig.
