Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy at JLB (2009)

David Mitchell: Mark Corrigan

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Quotes 

• [Johnson has announced that everyone has been made redundant and has fled in a new chauffeur-driven BMW 7 Series] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  The last Beemer out of Saigon. I'm at the mercy of the Vietnamese peasants. Please don't put me in a bamboo cage.

• Mark Corrigan : Yeah, so you'll just be following the cold-calling script.

  Jeremy Usborne : There's a script? So I'll be like, an actor?

  Mark Corrigan : [deadpan]  Exactly, Jeremy, you'll be just like an actor, like Al Pacino or Jeremy Irons. Just tell everyone you call up "Hello, you've been specially selected as eligible for our exclusive introductory interest rate."

  Jeremy Usborne : Well, no, not everyone, cos if it's exclusive, then...

  [the realisation dawns on him] 

  Jeremy Usborne : Oh my God. It's wheels within wheels. I've been invited inside, with the bean counters and the water boarders.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  At some point he's going to find out what goes in sausages.

• Dobby : Hey, guess what!

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  You love me and you to want to move to Norway?

  Dobby : Pete heard we're in profit, the German outfit's the one that's tanking, but Strauss is closing up the UK to save the mothership.

  Mark Corrigan : Jesus! You're kidding, is that true?

  Dobby : Dunno, it might be one of those rumours you get after disasters, like, did you know no one with an Apple Mac died on 9/11?

• Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Boss of the JLB Survivors. Yes! Probably a lot of organisations got started to bag pussy for their leaders. Charles Manson and his family, Henry VIII and the Church of England.

• Mark Corrigan : Hitler me Jez.