- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants *you* making the decisions.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability.
- Dr. Gregory House: Which means I get... Oh cool!
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You need a barium enema and biopsy to confirm.
- Jack: Let me guess. It tastes really bad but it's gonna make me feel a lot better.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, you're not going to taste it.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: I told you Thailand!
- Dr. Gregory House: I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you.
- Dr. James Wilson: He needs someone who doesn't need him. You're the only one he's never *really* been able to suck into his crazy House vortex. Keeps him grounded. His ego in check.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Why didn't you just come to me?
- Dr. James Wilson: I figured you'd only stay if House asked and I knew he would... eventually.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Bye Wilson.
- Dr. Gregory House: I just made a $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going to crash because of what I saw a grief-stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.
- Dr. James Wilson: No you didn't.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes I did.
- Dr. James Wilson: You are a jerk.
- Dr. Gregory House: By the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to House] Whether you want to be in charge or not, you *are*. And you always will be.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?
- Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: That room will be filled not because of a coin flip, not because of the patient, but because House's Department screwed up. They're gonna be like sharks in a chum-filled swimming pool. And there's no way I'm jumping in unless I'm in a steel cage.
- Dr. Robert Chase: So what do you want?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I want to know you have everything covered.