House M.D. (TV Series)
Instant Karma (2009)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House] The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants *you* making the decisions.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability.
Dr. Gregory House : Which means I get... Oh cool!
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Dr. Gregory House : Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy.
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Thirteen - Dr. Hadley : I told you Thailand!
Dr. Gregory House : I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you.
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Dr. Gregory House : I just made a $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going to crash because of what I saw a grief-stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.
Dr. James Wilson : No you didn't.
Dr. Gregory House : Yes I did.
Dr. James Wilson : You are a jerk.
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Dr. Gregory House : By the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Or she is.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?
Dr. Gregory House : Maybe never. This game is fun.