"Community" Spanish 101 (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Pierce Hawthorne : To the "empowerage" of words.

    Jeff Winger : To the irony of that sentence.

  • Senor Chang : Umm ok guys, why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take...

    Jeff Winger : ...Your breath away? Well tough.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?

    Jeff Winger : I can't, but you can, so that's fine.

  • Jeff Winger : Because you guys usually spend the first twenty minutes talking about your interesting personal lives and your cool emotional problems, and I just feel like I never have anything to offer. No, truth is, my life is emptier than this three-ring binder... Annie, do you have any Spanish notes that might fit into there?

  • Britta : I... I think I was a little too harsh on you, I'm not perfect.

    Jeff Winger : I am! I'd be happy to show you the ropes.

  • Britta Perry : [refusing Jeff's anniversary card]  You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

    Jeff Winger : [after Britta had left]  She said I was cute.

  • Jeff Winger : It's the two-week anniversary of my horrible first impression.

    Britta : There's a card for that?

    Jeff Winger : Well, not specifically, but if you think of grandsons as metaphors for friendship, I think you'll agree with this Transformer here that it's time for ours to become a man - by reading from the Torah.

  • Jeff Winger : Milady.

    [kisses her hand] 

    Annie Edison : Milord.

  • Britta : So... that was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless act. So I'm impressed.

    Jeff Winger : How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot at you?

    Britta : 'Cause a smart guy like you would know that no woman in that class will be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.

    Jeff Winger : No, I know. I thought of that.

    Jeff Winger : She looked back.

  • Jeff Winger : She said I was cute.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Tell you what. You take her. I have less to prove. You know, Jeff, you can't pursue people so desperately. It starts to creep them out. Why don't we get a beer? I'll give you advice, and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest.

    Jeff Winger : I'm not much of a sausage guy, Pierce. Maybe next time.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Next time then.

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