Community (TV Series)
Spanish 101 (2009)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne : To the "empowerage" of words.
Jeff Winger : To the irony of that sentence.
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Annie : But, maybe when Jeff gets here we could talk to him as a group about his tardiness...
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh come on, don't use that word around Abed.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?
Jeff Winger : I can't, but you can, so that's fine.
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Jeff Winger : She said I was cute.
Pierce Hawthorne : Tell you what. You take her. I have less to prove. You know, Jeff, you can't pursue people so desperately. It starts to creep them out. Why don't we get a beer? I'll give you advice, and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest.
Jeff Winger : I'm not much of a sausage guy, Pierce. Maybe next time.
Pierce Hawthorne : Next time then.