- Junior Mosley: [having stepped on a syringe] Let me take it out first!
- Detective Don Flack: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
- Junior Mosley: Why not?
- Detective Mac Taylor: This syringe is evidence of drug use. We're going to have to document it where we found it.
- [Flack takes a picture of Junior's foot]
- Detective Don Flack: [pushing Junior down onto the bed] Now one for the "Jackass of the Year" award.