NCIS (TV Series)
Truth or Consequences (2009)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after hearing that Ziva's ship sunk with no survivors] After that business as usual lost all meaning.
[everything becomes blurred and each character is seen from Tony's perspective]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Blah, blah, blah. Computer stuff. Blah.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [drops file on Tony's desk] Autopsy report
Abby Sciuto : Words! There's so many words! And there's thinks and-and stuff and emotions. Thanks for listening.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Got a dead marine. Grab your gear... Got a missing kid. Grab your gear... Some idiot smuggled a koala on a submarine. Grab your gear... Grab your gear. Grab your gear. Grab your gear.
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Abby Sciuto : And no one's telling us anything. So we have two options.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And they're both illegal.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hack into Mossad...
Abby Sciuto : Or hack into Vance.
Captain Rebecca 'Becky' Hastings, USAF : Oh, that's it! I'm outta here! I'm done!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : So much for the daredevil.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Forgot about her.
Abby Sciuto : Whatever... let's get hackin'!
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Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Out of everyone in the world who could have found me. It had to be you.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're welcome. So, you glad to see me?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : You should not have come.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : All right then. Good catching up. I'll be going now.
[Starts to rise, then sits back down]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, yeah, I forgot, taken prisoner.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Are you all right, McGee?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Just glad you're alive.
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[flashback: DiNozzo and McGee tackle a humongous sailor in a drug-induced rage]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [v.o] Our team consists of a gang of four. Tight knit. My partner is Tim McGee, small muscles, big brains, heart of a lion. Together we're virtually unstoppable... virtually.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I got him... Tony, he's going for the knife!
[the sailor pulls a knife out of his leg and raises it, only for Gibbs to appear, knock him down and choke him into unconsciousness with his boot]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [v.o] Our team leader is the fearless Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Former Gunnery Sergeant, Marine sniper, coffee aficionado and functional mute.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [panting] Piece of cake.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [panting] Simple as pie.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Smooth as silk.
[flashback to the present]
Saleem Ulman : And the fourth member of your team?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We lost her.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [knows Tony is not paying attention] Been thinkin' about buying some tight red leather pants. You know something that really cradles my butt.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Thinking of Ziva's lack of communication] It's not normal.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'm kidding. I'm not really...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not normal we haven't heard from Ziva.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Gibbs asked DiNozzo to select Ziva's replacement from a stack of applicant's files] Are there photos in there, boss?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, really? Tony picks? Because, you know, coming from anyone else, that might be considered a lapse in judgement.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Okay, you both pick.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : That makes much more sense.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't trust me to be professional?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No casting couch.
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Abby Sciuto : We've isolated the needle in the haystack. An anomaly, one specific characteristic.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Brand name import. Not easily available in Europe or Africa.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Got all the way from the United States, at high cost, high difficulty.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : What are we talking about?
Abby Sciuto : [Abby holds up her Caf-Pow] Ta-Da!
[Flash-forward to the present; Saleem gives an enraged roar and heaves his canteen against the wall. It falls to the floor, leaking Caf-Pow]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just couldn't do without your daily Caf-Pow, could you?
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Petty officer Kevin Wingate. Disciplined for drug possession. Low quantity.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Personal use?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What kind of discipline?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Sixty day restriction.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh. He hasn't been off the boat?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not in two months.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, he didn't get the dose on land, he could have cooked it up himself.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or someone brought it to him. Shipmates thought he'd kicked.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I guess he fell off.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [entering] We do not guess, Timothy. Nor do we assume, presume, conjecture, or prognosticate.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Referring to a prospective replacement] She's unflappable.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She's unflappable.
[Candidate runs out of the conference room crying. Gibbs hands folder to DiNozzo]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Strike one.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Will you just come over and fix it?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What's in it for me?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Digitally remastered 1955 classic "Bad Day at Black Rock", Spencer Tracy with one arm.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Is that anything like money? 'Cause money is what is customarily exchanged for services rendered.