NCIS (TV Series)
The Inside Man (2009)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, I better go down, reschedule this polygraph test.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't bother, McGee. Nothing wrong with the first one.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What do you mean?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think you made an impression on the examiner.
[McGee looks confused]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think she made an excuse to see you again.
[McGee still looks confused]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You want me to draw you a picture?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [McGee understands] No. I'm going to handle her boss.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Is that pastrami?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Can I have some?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. This is my dinner. You can have the pickle.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't like pickles.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Watching Gibbs in interrogation] So what do you think? How's he going to break her down? What's the style?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's leading with Creepy Uncle, but I think he's gonna go with Father Figure you can trust.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Nope. Just doesn't feel right. I am going to go with the classic in your face Gibbs the Intimidator.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Don't think so.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Have you ever heard of an agent having to retake their test?
Abby Sciuto : [Abby sighs] Special Agent Krischner.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Kirschner?
Abby Sciuto : Yeah. He was gone before you got here. He was, um, he was let go.
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[outside the police impound lot, McGee loads a paintball gun]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Are you sure that thing's gonna work?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah. It's my own personal concoction of oatmeal, mayonnaise, and carpenter's glue. Perfectly simulates bird droppings.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Us grown-ups use a different word for it.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Used it very successfully in the Chesapeake team paintball finals last summer.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Paintball? Cool. All right, so that's the camera you want to hit with your bird poop, McSniper.
[McGee fires, splattering white goo all over the camera lens]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hmm, nice shot. I'm impressed.
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[Tony starts to climb the fence to the police impound lot, McGee hesitates]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're sure there're no dogs?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't see any dogs, I don't hear any dogs, so no, there are no dogs!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [hears barking] Dogs, McGee! Dogs!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, right.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [panicking] Real dogs! Big dogs! Get out of here!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : You said there weren't any dogs!