NCIS (TV Series)
The Inside Man (2009)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, I better go down, reschedule this polygraph test.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't bother, McGee. Nothing wrong with the first one.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What do you mean?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think you made an impression on the examiner.
[McGee looks confused]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think she made an excuse to see you again.
[McGee still looks confused]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You want me to draw you a picture?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [McGee understands] No. I'm going to handle her boss.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey Boss, you ever fail your polygraph?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope. Never took one.
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Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : [Ziva hands Gibbs some papers] I need your signature on this. I want to be an NCIS Agent.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't even know if that's possible. You would have to resign from Mossad.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Already have. Sent my father an email.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's he think about that?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Does not matter.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How you doing? Special Agent Gibbs and DiNozzo. Sit down.
Benjamin Franklin : Thank you. Benjamin Franklin, Securities and Exchange Commission. I know, I don't look like an SEC investigator.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is that really your name?
Benjamin Franklin : Yes, and I've heard every imaginable joke. So, spare me?
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[while Abby is fretting about Tony and McGee being in jail, they enter the lab]
Abby Sciuto : You're out!
[to Gibbs]
Abby Sciuto : Did you know?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Director handled it. Way above my pay grade.
[Abby hugs Tony and McGee]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't get too comfortable, boys. We've got a search team to organize.