Ted Lasso (TV Series)

Carol of the Bells (2021)

Brett Goldstein: Roy Kent

Quotes 

• Keeley Jones : I bet your breath doesn't smell that bad. Come on.

  [Phoebe turns away] 

  Keeley Jones : Phoebe, it's me. Let me have a smell. Come on.

  [Phoebe leans forward and breathes in Keeley's face; Keeley immediately turns away, gagging] 

  Keeley Jones : Oh, wow...

  Roy Kent : Oy! She feels bad enough!

  Keeley Jones : I'm so sorry. I really tried.

  Roy Kent : It cannot be that bad.

  Phoebe : [hiding her face]  Go away!

  Roy Kent : Phoebe...

  Phoebe : I'm a monster!

  Roy Kent : I've spent the last 20 years in locker rooms with men. I promise you I've smelled worse.

  Keeley Jones : [quietly]  I don't know.

  Roy Kent : Come on.

  [Phoebe hesitates, then leans forward and breathes in Roy's face; Roy's eye begins to twitch] 

  Roy Kent : [strained]  I think you might be dying.

• Keeley Jones : Roy, we are not going to go beat up a little kid.

  Roy Kent : Why not?