Meet Cute (I) (2022)
Pete Davidson: Gary
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Quotes
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Gary : This? This is the source of all my problems?
June : Yeah. But sounds like you had a pretty sweet night last night.
Gary : Yeah, over and over and over again, like I'm in some sort of fucked-up permanent purgatory hell.
June : So like love?
Gary : No, not at all. She keeps making me do the same thing. And what's weird about it is, I like her.
June : Oh, so like a relationship?
Gary : No, not like a relationship at all. I get emotionally involved and then somehow get hurt, and I don't even know how many times she's done it.
June : So like love?
Gary : No, 'cause love is-- love is real. This is not. This is very fake. This is orchestrated. This is inorganic.
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Gary : Hi
Chai : Beautiful night
Gary : Yes, it is. What do you recommend?
Chai : We've got a flavor called Childhood. It's, er, ice cream made out of milk left to soak for two weeks in Fruity Pebbles cereal served on a cone made out of deconstructed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Gary : Erm, do you... have vanilla?
Chai : No
Gary : You know, it... it really does taste like my childhood
Sheila : I know. Mine too; it's amazing!
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Sheila : So actually, this was the spot I was gonna kill myself. Can you believe it?
Gary : Wait. Really?
Sheila : I know. Think about it. The drop, the dive, the chill of the water. I mean, it's a pretty good way Plus, no blood, and no, like, weird forensics. Like, what happened to her? It'd be very obvious. Pretty selfless way to kill yourself, don't you think? I feel like people would call me the Mother Teresa of suicides. Maybe not, but I don't mind if they do.