Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)
Let It Go (2009)
Scott Bakula: Terry Elliott
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Quotes
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Joe Tranelli : [after watching Terry play cutesy with Annie] Aw, man, what's that?
Terry Elliott : She's just a friend.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : You know what? That's bullshit. You're a 49 year old man. How many sixteen year old friends you got?
Terry Elliott : She's not sixteen.
Joe Tranelli : Yeah, well, she's closer to sixteen than 49, I'll tell you that.
Terry Elliott : Age is just a number, my friends. Just a number.
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Joe Tranelli : You know who came into the store? Fantasy woman.
Terry Elliott : Really?
Joe Tranelli : Yeah.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : I keep hearing about this fantasy woman. Is she real? Or is it like, um, you know, when kids have an imaginary friend?
Joe Tranelli : Yeah, no, she's real. She's real. I spoke to her this time.
Terry Elliott : You talked to her?
Joe Tranelli : Mm-hmm.
Terry Elliott : How'd that go?
Joe Tranelli : Good. Good. She came in, she... she asked about balloons, I apologized for my erection, and then she left.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : [he and Terry laugh] What do you got to apologize for? That's a compliment. It's, uh, it's flattering.
Joe Tranelli : Not with my dick.
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Annie : So... where are you two buddies?
Terry Elliott : Yeah. Yeah, those guys. Um... they found out you're 25, so I think they're both home taking a cold shower.
Annie : [she laughs] They're cute.
Terry Elliott : Yeah, well, you won't think it's cute when they're outside with their penises pressed up against the glass.
Annie : [she laughs again] You'd be surprised.