- Dr. Martin Ellingham: You're a dog trainer?
- Barbara: Dog psychologist. It's all the same, really. Simply a matter of rewiring the brain.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Restrain that animal, or analyze its unhappy childhood.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Married?
- Edith Montgomery: Not long enough for there to be any permanent damage.
- Edith Montgomery: It wasn't hard to find you, Ellingham. I just followed the trail of outraged people.
- Edith Montgomery: [At Doc's residence] What you did was deeply patronizing and violated protocol. I'd expect nothing less. You haven't changed, Ellingham.
- [talking about her brother whose snoring is keeping her awake at nights]
- Pauline Lamb: They shouldn't have kicked him out of the Army for snoring. They should have kept him in and used him as a weapon of mass destruction.