Mister Dissolute (2009 Video)

Janet Tracy Keijser: Sal

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• Sal : Could you spare some change for a cup of coffee?

  Marie : How do I know you're gonna use it for coffee?

  Sal : Well, um... I guess you don't. But does it matter?

• Sal : Didn't you hear me?

  Marie : Yes, I heard you. I smelled you, too. Can't you take a hint?

• Marie : I'm on the way to my boyfriend's house, and he's the jealous type, so...

  Sal : So you think he'd be threatened by me? Awesome! Do you find me attractive? I'll fight for you, if I have to...

• Sal : Hey, it's people like me that make life interesting! I'm really not so bad, once you get to know me!

  Marie : I know enough people already, thanks.

• Det. Morris Brinson : So, what have you got for us?

  Sal : Who's us? You and me are the only ones here.

• Det. Ron Fugate : Time hardly matters to a man like Macrease Jones. Besides, he was living like a star, in the joint. You know, he told me sodomy is just as satisfying as murder.

  Sal : I'll take his word for it.

• Sal : So... you put a killer back on the street just to take out your garbage. You're a cold motherfucker, you know that?

  Det. Ron Fugate : I am what I am, Sally girl.

• Sal : If it makes any difference, my friend is dead.

  Marie : It doesn't... but I'm glad.

• Sal : So, where we goin'?

  Det. Morris Brinson : Just shut up and enjoy the ride.

• Sal : Hell, I thought you guys called it quits!

  Det. Morris Brinson : The only thing I'll be callin' is an ambulance, for you, unless you start talkin'!

• Sal : Sounds kinda shady to me.

  Det. Morris Brinson : Yeah, and you know all about bein' shady, don't you?

• Sal : Ten bucks? Shit, I can get more rootin' through a dumpster! Ten-second blowjobs!

  Det. Morris Brinson : You're lucky I gave you that much, considering the last tip you gave me was worthless.

  Sal : Hey, I just tell it like I hear it... No guarantees in the western world!

• Det. Ron Fugate : How's it goin', Sal? Good to see ya.

  Sal : It is, isn't it?

• Sal : Take it sleazy, bro.