- Teresa Lisbon: I didn't even pull the trigger on Tanner. Jane did. You signed off on him after one session.
- Dr. Roy Carmen: He has good mental health.
- Teresa Lisbon: Now I want to see your license to practice.
- Sam Bosco: [after Jane does an impression of Bosco] Well that's pretty good. You should get an act together. Can you do Barbara Streissand.
- Patrick Jane: Don't tempt me.
- Teresa Lisbon: Cho and I have a trial meeting with Deputy AG.
- Kimball Cho: Not if I throw myself into oncoming traffic first.
- Sam Bosco: You know for a cop, you made a very convincing lunatic. Jane must be proud.
- Teresa Lisbon: Maybe it's not good police work. But I have to confess, I enjoyed it. Letting loose for once.
- Patrick Jane: I didn't see it. Of course.
- Teresa Lisbon: What?
- Patrick Jane: He's in love with you.
- Teresa Lisbon: Don't be silly.
- Patrick Jane: I know, hard to fathom. But uh, there's no accounting for taste. Is there?
- Teresa Lisbon: Hush.
- Teresa Lisbon: [to Dr. Carmen] You were right doctor, there was something I wanted to tell you. I act calm on the outside but on the inside, I'm so angry sometimes I think I'm gonna explode. All the misery and pain that I see everyday makes me wanna scream, but I lock it down. I lock it down because I have to be calm and rational because that's my job, but I wanna pull this trigger. I wanna kill.
- Teresa Lisbon: Van Pelt's working late. She's a hard worker. She might do well, if she manages not to sleep with Rigsby.
- [Jane has hypnotized Lisbon]
- Patrick Jane: You're going to remain in this relaxed, trance state while we think about Tuesday night. But first... sometimes you dance to that Spice Girls CD, don't you.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yeah.
- Grace Van Pelt: How 'bout you give us a statement, maybe help yourself?
- Milton Howard: How 'bout you kiss me? You're pretty.
- Grace Van Pelt: So are you. Compared to most state prison inmates.
- Virgil Minelli: He knows as much about the McTerr case as you do.
- Teresa Lisbon: Thank you... I guess.
- Virgil Minelli: No, no. Don't - don't misunderstand me. If you're guilty, I want you nailed. I just don't want the Feebs strolling around my offices asking impertinent questions.
- [the team is looking at old articles about Lisbon]
- Grace Van Pelt: Look, another one, Lisbon was like a rock star for awhile.
- Kimball Cho: What's with her hair?
- Teresa Lisbon: What's up that we couldn't talk inside? I'm busy.
- Patrick Jane: Thought you might want to be outside so you could express your anger without constraint.
- Teresa Lisbon: Why?
- Patrick Jane: I know you lied about the alibi.
- Teresa Lisbon: I don't lie.
- Patrick Jane: I don't know what you did on Tuesday night, but you weren't watching TV.
- Teresa Lisbon: I didn't lie. He made risotto.
- Patrick Jane: Now this is insulting. You gonna continue lying to me?
- Patrick Jane: The memory's there, we can get it back. If I put you in light trance...
- Teresa Lisbon: Like that's gonna happen. Stop trying to hypnotize me.
- Patrick Jane: What if something traumatic happened and you're blocking it out?
- Teresa Lisbon: I didn't kill McTeer.
- Patrick Jane: Well, let me hypnotize you so we can be sure.
- Teresa Lisbon: No.
- Patrick Jane: Why not?
- Teresa Lisbon: Because I don't want you inside my head.
- Teresa Lisbon: All right then, look in the dumpsters. Let's get out of here.
- Grace Van Pelt: I did it last time.
- Wayne Rigsby: Aw man, I just got this suit.
- Kimball Cho: Okay, rock/paper/scissors on three: one... two... three.
- Patrick Jane: [Referring to the victim] Who is he?
- Teresa Lisbon: Name's William McTerr from San Francisco, serial child rapist. Served 6 years at Pelican Bay.
- Patrick Jane: And you know this how?
- Teresa Lisbon: I'm the one who sent him there.
- Patrick Jane: Ah.
- Teresa Lisbon: We're near Marie's Donuts.
- [Starts to leave]
- Teresa Lisbon: Anyone want to get a bearclaw after?
- Virgil Minelli: No. You failed the poly, Agent Lisbon. "Significant indications of deception" they say. You're relieved of duty agent. Report to admin for processing.
- Teresa Lisbon: Boss...
- Virgil Minelli: Don't!
- Dr. Roy Carmen: Teresa Lisbon in my office, talking. You must be desperate.
- Teresa Lisbon: I failed a poly. I don't know what I'm going to do.
- Sam Bosco: I'll handle it. Will you please trust me?
- Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. You don't understand. Later you will.
- Sam Bosco: Are - are you medicated or something?
- Teresa Lisbon: Okay, I'm all right! I'm fine.
- [Notices everyone staring at her]
- Teresa Lisbon: WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT? I'M FINE! JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I'M DONE WITH THIS CRAP! I AM DONE! Get out my way! I'm sick of everybody!
- Virgil Minelli: You're worried about her?... You think she might do something stupid?
- Patrick Jane: Suicide? No... If she did, she wouldn't blame the bureau.
- Virgil Minelli, Patrick Jane: That's not my concern at all. I should've taken her off duty weapon.
- Patrick Jane: I'm sure she'll be all right.
- Teresa Lisbon: [to Dr. Carmen] You unlocked to many things in my head. And now I can't remember. My head's messed up and it's your fault.
- Teresa Lisbon: [to Dr. Carmen] Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that, this is your fault. You unlocked too many things in my head and now I can't remember. My head is messed up and it's your fault.
- Teresa Lisbon: My father used to have blackouts when he drank. One time, he beat my brother half to death, and he... he didn't remember a thing. The whole way to the hospital, he couldn't believe it was him who did it.