- Boss Hogg: Rosco, just don't stand there with your teeth in your mouth, get this snow off of my caddie.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [Boss Hogg & Rosco are disguised as maids] You know, chubby little buddy, you don't look to bad for a little fat lady.
- Boss Hogg: Oh, Rosco, you bone headed flea brain, you just blowed up my trillion dollar formula!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Can I get out of this dang dress now?
- Boss Hogg: Yes, yes, yes yes! You can get out of the dress, out of the car and get out of my life! Miserable numbnoggin.