- [Gerry is impressed by the high quality of the porn movie he just rented from the Porn Nazi]
- Gerry Seinfeld: Look at this! The cinematography, it's beautiful!
- Elaina: Wow, oh my god, this is good! I mean, look at the shots, the angles, everything is sexy but not cheap.
- Gerry Seinfeld: I know, I got hard just from the FBI warning!