Tom Bergeron: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : [Naeem - the male contestant: Jessica Thompson for the win!]  Jessica Simpson, yes!

  [Naeem then proceeds to apologize] 

  Herself - Panelist : Don't worry, I'll still give you the right answer.

  Herself - Panelist : With a name like Naeem, he gets your name wrong...

• Herself - Panelist : [In a question where the male contestant has just incorrectly agreed on Jessica Simpson's answer after accidentally saying Jessica Thompson instead of Simpson]  That's for not knowing my name!

  Himself - Panelist : See, you done made her mad!

  [Then the female contestant calls on Caroline Rhea] 

  Himself - Host : Last time you call her Thompson, I guess. Alright, Caroline.

• Himself - Host : [In a question where the female contestant agrees with Caroline's answer of vegetables]  Beans, specifically, but I don't know, Skippy, are we gonna go there?

  Herself - Panelist : [Skippy says it's not a match]  What? Wait a minute, Skippy, beans are vegetables!

  [Skippy says that a specific is needed] 

  Herself - Panelist : Well then, ask me again.

• Himself - Host : You want to introduce your significant other to a friend at a party but you've forgotten the friend's name, what do etiquette experts advise you should do?

  Herself - Center Square : I tell you what I do, I just go "wassup", and people don't feel bad, so they can respond because they don't remember your name either. It's a horrible thing.

• Himself - Host : Kids in America do this 180 days a year, what do kids in China do 251 days a year?

  Herself - Center Square : Eat Chinese food?

• Himself - Host : "I was a lonely teenage broncin buck..."

  Herself - Center Square : I know you were.

  Himself - Host : Ooh yeah, oooh yeah.

  Herself - Center Square : I heard that about you, Tom.

  Himself - Host : "... with a pink carnation and a pickup truck." That's a line from what pop song?

  Herself - Center Square : Like A Virgin.