- William Shatner: I've got a book, and I've got a comic...
- Conan O'Brien: Listen, I'm gonna get through all your plugs, and I have to start now, 'cause it's gonna take four minutes.
- [audience laughter]
- Conan O'Brien: "Up 'Till Now", the autobiography, is now available in paperback. Terrific stories in here, get this book. William Shatner presents "The TekWar Chronicles", comes out June...
- William Shatner: Next week.
- Conan O'Brien: ...24th. June 24th. And your talk show, "Shatner's Raw Nerve", I've yet to be invited, airs...
- William Shatner: On The Bio.
- Conan O'Brien: ...On The Biography Channel.
- William Shatner: No. Bio.
- Conan O'Brien: It says "Biography Channel".
- William Shatner: They, they wanted me to say "Bio". Biography Channel is what it's on, but they wanted me to say Bio.
- Conan O'Brien: [giving Vulcan salute with right hand] Relax. Relax.
- [Shatner gives Conan the finger, causing audience laughter]
- Conan O'Brien: The hell is that all about? What's that all about? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?