Celebrity Deathmatch (TV Series)

Rockstarmageddon (2002)

Shawn Curran: Keith Richards

Quotes 

• Keith Richards : Let me up, and I'll give you my cool skull ring.

  Dave Matthews : First, you tell me how to make an album like Exile on Main Street.

  Keith Richards : I don't rememebr that one, but I do know of a pain street, because that's where you're moving!

• Keith Richards : You know, Dave, as the great philosopher Jack Daniels once said, when the going gets tough, the tough get blood transfusions. And I must say, I recommend them if you're ever feeling, y'know, not-so-fresh... hey, why aren't you attacking me?

  Dave Matthews : That stuff you put in there? That ain't blood, Keith.

  Keith Richards : [Reads label on blood sac]  Rockin' razzmatazz raspberry rush? Oh bloody hell! What have I done?

• Keith Richards : [Mellowed out]  Hey, David. Come over here, and I'll stroke your hair ever so gently.