- [Robert has gone to see Brian in his dressing room, looking for advice. He's given Brian the letter letter he's recieved in the mail]
- Brian: [Reading out letter] "I know what you did." What's it mean? What did you do?
- Robert: All I can think of is... when I was young, I did a silly thing. I needed the money.
- Brian: Not Dwarf porn.
- Robert: How did you know?
- Brian: I'm a woman of the world, remember!I have istincts. I wonder if i've seen it... what was it called?
- Robert: Whore White and the Seven Dicks. I played stiffy.
- Brian: Not Bashful then